5. Menu – ‘Discovery & Progress’

Welcome to ‘Discovery and Progress’, a selection of house beverages created by Lab 22.

Each cocktail description lists our cocktails by flavour profile and alcohol strength, followed by a description of similar classic drinks and hints of taste.

Use the cocktail content key on the opposite page to discover which drink is right for you. To help out with those exotic sounding ingredients, there is a glossary on page 15.

The section titled ‘Light Particles’ is a list of mocktails and low ABV drinks to ensure no one is left out on the fun.

We have also managed to coax some of our culturally (artistically) inclined friends to help create a tangible representation of what to expect of our creations.

Finally, the back page gives a tip of the hat to our hospitality comrades. Here you can find a brief directory of some of our favourite haunts that we frequent when not
strutting around behind the bar.

An infinite amount of monkeys, given an infinite amount of typewriters, over an infinite amount of time, could recreate some of Shakespeare’s best work…

… It only took Lab22 5 monkeys.

Popular Science

Champagne Sours (ChS)

{ Crisp + Balanced + Decadent }

› Grey Goose La Poire x 1
› Finlandia Vodka x 1
› White Chocolate Liqueur x 2
› Champagne Syrup x 2
› Lemon x 1
› Whites

≈ Charlie Chaplin + Instagram followers + White lady.

Cloning Unicorns (Cu)

{ Fresh Fruits + Floral + Paris Hilton }

› Unicorn Blood Vodka x 4
› Apple x 4
› Malic Acid x 2
› Vanilla Sugar x 1
› Dusting of Imagination

≈ Chelsea Rose + Singapore Sling + Vanilla Laika.

Claro-Colada (Cc)

{ Tropical + Coconut + Bounty }

› Koko Kanu x 2
› Citric Acid x 1
› Pineapple Foam x 2
› Pina-Colada Sherbet x 1

≈ Pina Colada + Daquiri + Making love at midnight.

Teaches of Peaches (ToP)

{ Elegant + Delicate + }

› Portobello Road x 2
› Aperol x 1
› Cocchi Americano x 2
› White Peach Blossom Cordial x 2
› Orange Bitters
› Dash of Soda

≈ Aperol Spritz + Liptons + Sex on the beach.

Buck Naked (Bn)

{ Candied + Effervescent + Solero }

› Prosecco Di Maria x 6
› Passionfruit Liqueur x 1
› Mango and Vanilla Sorbet
› Gold

≈ Pornstar Martini + Airmail + Retweets.

Exotic Theory

Botany (Bt)

{ Aromatic + Light + Nan’s living room }

› Prosecco x 8
› Bombay Sapphire x 1
› Poppy Liqueur x 1
› Flower Power
› Meadow Mist

≈ Moonwalk + Death in the afternoon + Laurent Perrier Rose.

Ohm (Ω)

{ Rich + Spice + Exotic }

› Koko Kanu Rum x 6
› Masala Chai & Tonka Cordial x 5
› Velho Barreiro x 4
› Velvet Falernum x 2
› 1 tsp of Natural Yogurt
› Dash of Aztec Chocolate

≈ Good things being done to you + Mai Tai + Bahama Mama.

Pisco Green (PsG)

{ Vegetal + Resinous + Garden }

› Pisco x 1
› Aquavit x 1
› White Wine x 1
› Asparagus Shrub x 1
› Dash Chartreuse Green

≈ Collins+ Queens Park Swizzle + Alan Titchmarsh.

Fission Chips (Fc)

{ Fragrant + Zesty + Barry Island }

› El Jimador Blanco x 3
› Citric Acid x 1
› Pea & Mint Shrub x 1
› Salt

≈ Toreador + Mexican butterfly + Tequila con Verdita.

Exothermic Pineapples (ExP)

{ Smoke + Honeyed + Citrus }

› Montelobos Mezcal x 2
› Pineapple x 2
› Yellow Chartreuse x 1
› Falernum x 1
› Lime x 1
› Orinoco bitters
› Fire & Brimstone

≈ Naked & famous + Tommys margarita + Mezcal last word.

Heavy Elements

Alchemists Garden (AsG)

{ Floral + Honeyed + Stone-fruits }

› Peach Infused Lillet Rosato x 3
› Benedictine x 1
› Dash of Absinthe
› Smoke

≈ Chrysanthemum + Bobby Burns + Adonis.

Cookie Cutter (Ccu)

{ Buttery + Cakey + Dessert }

› Butter Washed Woodford Reserve x 3
› Hazelnut Liqueur x 1
› Vanilla Sugar x 1
› Macadamia Bitters

≈ Maple old fashioned + Godfather + Eating cookies in bed whilst your partner is away.

Industrial Oil (InO)

{ Thick + Robust + Rustic }

› Olive oil washed El Dorado 3yr x 4
› Palm Sugar x 1
› Dash Spiced Orange Bitters

≈ Corn and Oil + El Presidente + Dean MacGregor.

Barrel Aged Cocktail (BaC)

{ We are continuously creating a new barrel aged cocktail each month }

› Barrel Ageing helps mellow harshness, integrate flavour, and add nuances of past batches while offering a robust woody, spiciness, and nutty vanilla back-notes. Ask us about what we have ageing currently!

Martini 22 (M22)

{ Sharp + Sophisticated + Savvy }

› Experience a tailor made Martini at your table. Control what hues and accents you would like in your drink for the ultimate custom Martini.

Light Particles

Infrared Rays (Ir)

{ Summer + Long + Tarte }

› Apple Juice x 3
› Spiced Hibiscus Cocchi Americano x 3
› Crème de Myrtille x 1
› Soda x 2
› 1 tspn of Pomegranate Molasses

≈ Bloodhound + Americano + Cosmopolitan.

Eastern Medicine (Em)

{ Delicate + Bright + Wholesome }

› Hendricks Gin x 1
› Green Tea & Honey x 5
› Champagne Acid x 1
› Tote of Good Health

≈ Calvados & tonic + Howzart! + Seaworthy’s Goldfinch.

Science & Religion (ScR)

{ Exotic + Fresh + Juice }

› Coconut Water 3
› Pineapple Juice 3
› Tonka & Chai Cordial 1
› Malic Acid 2
› Dash of Macadamia Bitters

≈ Tiki + Virgin Colada + Tom Cruise fi lms.

Country Track Collins (CtC)

{ Garden + Fresh + Vegetal }

› Seedlip Herb x 1
› Lurvill Lavender Spiced x 4
› Flower Power
› Foiliage

≈ Garden Collins + G&T’s + Sunday roast greens.

Large Hadron Colliders

Liquid Gold (LqAu)

{ Sunshine + Fruits + Glamping }

› Vanilla Vodka x 3
› Wild Strawberry x 1
› White Chocolate x 1
› Citric Acid x 2
› Simple Syrup x 1

≈ Strawberry daiquiris + Rasberry ripples + #GymWear.

Tea minus Ten seconds (Te10)

{ Fragrant + Perfumed + Cuppa }

› Earl Grey x 4
› Brockmans Gin x 2
› Sauvignon Blanc x 2
› Malic Acid x 1
› Sugar x 1
› Clarifi ed Cream

≈ Breakfast Martini’s + ‘Vino blanc’ + Gin slings.

Around the world in 80 Wrays (AW80)

{ Strong + Spice + Sweet }

› Wray and Nephew Rum x 1
› Bacardi 8yr x 2
› Chai Martini Rosso x 2
› Briottet Crème de Banane x 1
› Coconut Water x 3
› Rooibos Tea x 3
› Dash of Absinthe x 4
› Dash of Lab OF Bitters x 2
› Bartender Tears

≈ Poor decision making + Calling your ex + 4am Chippy Lane.